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The EI8HT: Working From Home

March 16, 2020 -- Schools are closed, events are canceled, and companies are relying on employees to work from home in a wholesale attempt to stymie the spread of the COVID-19 virus. Here is what The Ei8ht Team think those employees are actually working on today:

  1. Family Feud (not the TV show; we suspect families are actually feuding.)

  2. Stocking up on "essentials" (liquor and beer)

  3. Shopping Amazon (you've always wanted those picture frames... you just needed a reason to buy them.)

  4. Reintroducing yourself to your spouse ("Hey you, have we met?")

  5. Watching movies and TV shows (find us a better babysitter for the price)

  6. Snacking on the survival cache (the only real emergency is a code-red hankerin' for 'em damn banana chips.)

  7. Getting sick (while social seclusion may prevent you from catching the Coronavirus, six month's worth of dust may just as well give you the same symptoms.)

  8. Napping (only now you don't have to hide to do it)

Agree or disagree with our list? Have a thought of your own? Tweet us @DirtyMoMedia using hashtag #TheEi8ht



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